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majorleagueinfidel:

Vamp hours

catbountry:

we dont want any

catbountry:

we dont want any

pussywag0n:

feels good man

pussywag0n:

feels good man

gunrunnerhell:

AMD-63

A Hungarian AK variant very much similar to the AMD-65. Both use opposite facing direction forward pistol grip, although the 63’s are almost all composed of wood furniture where as the 65 could be wood or polymer. The 63 also had a fixed stock versus the side-folding wire stock of the 65. Very few kits were imported into the U.S, making them one of the more collectable AK’s out there. (GRH)

f-u-c-k-e-rr:

pwoperly-sherlocked:

archviles:

this makes me laugh every time without fail

THIS IS M YfAVourITE THIS on TISH StuPSID FUCKGI N SiTE

"The fuck you looking at, bitch."

f-u-c-k-e-rr:

pwoperly-sherlocked:

archviles:

this makes me laugh every time without fail

THIS IS M YfAVourITE THIS on TISH StuPSID FUCKGI N SiTE

"The fuck you looking at, bitch."

(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
(Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)
Thank you. I really needed to see a story of people being kind today.
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That's an awesome story. However, if a new employee, formerly-homeless man, is now your manager, it suggests that you're kind of a slacker.

slavshitsuperman:

 Thompson submachine gun

.45 ACP
600-1500+ RPM

The Thompson is an American sub-machine gun, invented by John T. Thompson in 1918, that became infamous during the Prohibition era. It was a common sight in the media of the time, being used by both law enforcement officers and criminals. The Thompson was also known informally as: the “Tommy Gun”, “Trench Broom”, “Trench Sweeper”, “Chicago Typewriter”, “Chicago Piano”, “Chicago Style”, “Chicago Organ Grinder”, and “The Chopper”.

The Thompson was used in World War II in the hands of Allied troops as a weapon for scouts, non-commissioned officers (corporal, sergeant and higher ranking), and patrol leaders as well as commissioned officers, tank crewmen and soldiers performing raids on German positions. In the European theater, the gun was widely utilized in British and Canadian Commando units, as well as in the U.S. Army paratrooper and Ranger battalions, where it was issued more frequently than in line infantry units because of its high rate of fire and its stopping power, which made it very effective in the kinds of close combat these special operations troops were expected to undertake. Military Police were fond of the weapon as well as paratroopers. The gun was highly coveted by those lucky enough to get one and proved itself in the close street fighting that was encountered frequently during the invasion of France. 

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nicoll-j:

search and destroy